by Brad Blocksom | Dec 16, 2015 | Satire
Pastors beware! The Bible is a very dangerous book. You need to consider the implications carefully before encouraging your congregation to read the Bible for themselves. If they start reading the Bible on their own, God may get a hold of their heart. They may begin...
by Able Baker | Dec 7, 2015 | Satire
I think we are all familiar with the Ten Commandments. Our country doesn’t even want them up in our public schools, courthouses or anywhere for that matter. I think I have a solution for that. These old commandments are somewhat offensive and a bit archaic for a...
by Able Baker | Aug 24, 2015 | Humor, Satire
Institutional big box churches bother me to no end. I wanted to share ten reasons with you why I stopped going. 10: A Pastor at a church we we used to go to had passionate opinions and he shared them without consulting me. 9: The Pastor at one church we visited for a...
by Able Baker | Aug 15, 2015 | Satire
“…when the Lord Jesus is revealed from heaven with his mighty angels in flaming fire, inflicting vengeance on those who do not know God and on those who do not obey the gospel of our Lord Jesus. They will suffer the punishment of eternal destruction, away from...
by Able Baker | Jul 27, 2015 | Satire
*this is satire…please remember read and interact with the comments below for more understanding. Okay so the confederate flag offends people and because of that our government has decided it wants to ban it. Here are some offensive scriptures that the federal...
by Able Baker | Apr 28, 2015 | Satire
Among our church board the topic of Church attendance has been a big discussion lately. We have read every book on the subject. Though books like Purpose Driven Church, Becoming a Contagious Christian, and Sticky Church all have their good points we have found that...
by Able Baker | Apr 27, 2015 | Satire
When my wife and I began sending our children to public school it was a tough decision. Several prominent Christian leaders and friends promoted homeschool as if it went hand in hand with the Gospel. But Abbe and I decided that the gospel wasn’t really that important....
by Able Baker | May 2, 2013 | Satire
Before I get to my thoughts concerning the issue of fat people and the church I should begin by making it clear that the bible is overwhelmingly against the lust of food and those who practice such wickedness. The activity of gluttony is a sin. (Phil. 3:19, Prov....
by Able Baker | Jan 30, 2013 | Satire
1. They are safe. Just figure out who the most popular celebrity bible teacher is among your congregation and download his or her sermons. Go for his or her oldest stuff first then no one will catch on. Try to find all the material you can, books, videos, devotionals...
